Personal Headcanons

Personality

I. Changing Accents: When he's been in a place for a long period of time or he's grown particularly fond of it, Crowley adopts the accent of that place, as seen in Edinburgh. [Headcanon]

II. Changing Pronouns: Usually goes by he/him pronouns but sometimes, when he presents himself as female, he uses she/her. When disguised as nanny ashtoreth, they go by she/her pronouns.

III. Particularly Literate: Unlike other demons, Crowley can write without making any grammar or spelling mistakes.

IV. Talks to His Plants: Crowley is into gardening and his plants are some of the healthiest and most verdant because of his unique gardening technique; he'd learned from the radio that talking to plants helps them grow so he threatens them by periodically culling the least healthy or slowest growing and parading the newly-emptied pot in front of his remaining plants, which terrifies them into not slacking off.

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Physicality & Powers

I. Forked Tongue: For the most part, Crowley's tongue remains long, serpentine and prehensile. [Headcanon]

II. Near-Invulnerability: Generally immune to anything that would kill most humans. He can still be killed by holy water or inconveniently discorporated if his body is destroyed. He survived being blasted by lightning, sitting in his burning Bentley for several hours on the drive to Tadfield and drinking a large amount of laudanum.

III. Polyglot: Can speak every language.

IV. Pyrokinesis: Summoned fireballs to blast Job's goats in 2500 bc and set Job's house on fire.

V. Shapeshifting: Crowley can shapeshift into a giant black and red snake. He can also alter his clothing such as when he made himself look like an angel when he infiltrated heaven. He and Aziraphale also swapped appearances in order to trick Heaven and Hell and survive their respective executions. He also shrank to an incredibly small size and grew into a giant when he was drunk on laudanum. He can also influence the appearance of others such as job's goats which he turned into crows and job’s children when he turned them into lizards.

VI. Technokinesis: Crowley can influence electronics such as speaking through his Bentley's car radio and changing traffic lights.

VII. Telekinesis: Crowley can move objects with a click of his fingers and unlock doors among other abilities.

VIII. Time Manipulation: Crowley has the ability to freeze humans in place and was able to freeze time when satan broke through the earth so that he and Aziraphale could talk to Adam.

IX. Weather Manipulation: He was able to summon a rainstorm in his attempts to push Maggie and Nina closer together. When he was angry at Gabriel's presence in the bookshop he also blasted himself with lightning.

Crowley Throughout Time

[01] Before the Fall - Angel!Crowley, [02] Eden 4004BC, [03] Mesopotamia 3004BC, [04] Uz 2500BC, [05] Golgotha 33AD, [06] Rome 41AD, [07] Wessex 537AD, [08] London 1601, [09] Paris 1793, [10] Edinburgh 1827, [11] London 1862, [12] London 1941, [13] London 1967, [14] Hell 1973, [15] London 2008, [16] London 2013 - Nanny Ashtoreth, [17] London 2019, [18] London 2023

Sexuality

(These are all my own headcanons. Please don't come after me.)

Preferences & Body Types: Can find any shape or size person attractive if they are male-presenting (cis male, trans male, nonbinary, etc).

Groupings: Prefers just himself and 1 partner. He doesn't like to share.

Common Kinks: Blowjobs, cunnilingus, deepthroat, dirty talking, facials, fingering, handjobs, multiple orgasms, mutual masturbation, rimming, strip tease, swallowing, teasing and vanilla sex. Some of these he prefers receiving and vice versa.